Life Arsenal

$147.00

14-day refund. If it does not perform as described, email us with what you asked it to do and what it returned, and we will refund you. Read the full policy

The texts you keep rewriting, written for you. The plan, the no, the money, the landlord, the parent, the budget, the claim.

Life Arsenal is a ready-made assistant you drop into the AI you already use: ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Microsoft 365 Copilot or Grok. It comes loaded with forty skill files for the personal side of the week, and it does one thing no ordinary AI does: before any text that asks someone for something, it works out what you actually want first.

The problem this fixes

You know the messages. The plan with friends that never gets made. The Saturday you want to cancel. The friend who wants to borrow money again. The landlord and the rent rise. The insurer that said no. The bill that went up. Dad and the driving. The text to the person you've been drafting for nine days.

They all cost the same thing: you knew what you wanted, you just didn't know how to say it without a paragraph of reasons, an apology, and a question mark that invites the argument. So you sent something soft and got talked round, or something sharp and started a thread, or nothing.

Ask a normal AI and it hands you three paragraphs with "I hope you understand" in the middle. It writes from the feeling. It explains. It leaves every door open.

What it does differently

Before it writes a single word that asks for something, it fills in four lines:

WHAT YOU WANT: one thing, not two WHAT YOU'D ACCEPT: the version you could live with IF THEY SAY NO: what you actually do IS THIS A NEGOTIATION: YES, NO, or NOT YET

Then it writes the text to fit those four lines. One ask per message. No reasons in a no. A number in anything about money. Nothing sent twice. And every draft is yours to send. It never sends anything itself.

The forty situations it covers

People

  1. Making a plan by text, and keeping it made
  2. Cancelling and rescheduling without the guilt spiral
  3. Reading the room, and leaving it
  4. First-date frame: adults, consent, an easy out
  5. After the date: the follow-up and the kind no
  6. Boundaries with family
  7. Boundaries with friends
  8. Money between friends and family
  9. Fighting clean with a partner
  10. The 48-hour repair
  11. Ending it: a relationship, a friendship, a situationship
  12. Asking for what you want
  13. Rent, the landlord, the deposit
  14. Buying a car or a big purchase
  15. Roommates, bills and the flat
  16. The neighbour
  17. Family event money: weddings, trips, gifts
  18. Co-parenting and the ex
  19. Refunds and bad service
  20. Appointments and admin pushback

Money, home, family

  1. The budget that sticks: three pots, one cut
  2. Which debt first, and the emergency fund
  3. Asking for a payment plan
  4. The insurance claim that got denied
  5. The bank, the fee, and the payment you didn't make
  6. Phone, internet, energy, gym, and the subscription that won't die
  7. The school, the teacher, and your kid
  8. Getting what you need from a ten-minute appointment
  9. The conversation with an ageing parent
  10. The wedding, the budget, and the guest list
  11. The group holiday that actually gets booked
  12. Selling something online without getting lowballed
  13. The builder, the plumber, and the quote that grew
  14. The favour you can't do, the loan you won't make
  15. Telling people you lost your job, and the first week
  16. The text you've rewritten nine times
  17. Moving out and getting the deposit back
  18. The complaint that actually works
  19. The will, the house, and the siblings
  20. The year, on one page

You describe what happened, in your own words. It asks you three questions at most, then hands you the text ready to send, one line on why it's built that way, and what to send next for each reply you're likely to get. It already knows how you text, your lines, and the people in your week, because you fill those in once, in a ten-minute form we give you.

What you download

  • One web page (index.html) with the whole kit: install steps for each AI, every file with copy and download buttons. Works offline.
  • The whole kit as one PDF, every file written out and pasteable
  • The assistant's instructions, ready to copy and paste
  • Forty-three knowledge files: how it writes, your details form, the four-line pause, and all forty situations with the exact wording, what to do if they push back, and the reply branches
  • Every file in .md (for uploading) and .txt (for pasting). Same words in both
  • An everything-in-one-file version, for AI tools and free plans that limit uploads
  • Click-by-click setup for ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot and Grok. Pick your one, ignore the rest
  • A first-week guide: forty things to type in, so you're not staring at an empty box

Questions

I'm not technical. Can I actually do this?

Yes. There's no coding and nothing to install on your computer. You open the AI you already use, paste in one block of text, upload some files, and you're done. About five minutes.

What do I actually receive?

A zip file, sent the moment you check out. Inside are one web page with everything on it, one PDF with everything written out, 52 plain files in .md, and the same 52 again as .txt. No subscription, no login, nothing that expires or stops working.

Which AI do I need?

Any one of these: ChatGPT (Projects, works on the free plan), Claude (Projects), Gemini (Gems), Microsoft 365 Copilot (with agent creation switched on) or Grok (Workspaces). You only need one. If your plan limits uploads, use the everything-in-one-file version included in the download.

Is this therapy, legal or financial advice?

No. It's wording and a plan in plain words. When a situation genuinely needs a doctor, a solicitor, a debt adviser or a tenant service, it says so and stops. The money and family sections repeat that on every page. Nothing in it tracks anyone, and nothing continues after a clear no.

I bought the earlier version. Do I get this one?

Yes, free. Your original download link now serves the forty-situation version with the web page and the PDF. Just download it again.

What am I allowed to do with it?

Use it yourself, on your own accounts, as much as you like, for as long as you like. Don't resell it, share it, or pass the files on.

Instant download after checkout. One payment. Personal-use licence.