Investor Update Writer
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A plug and play AI agent that writes your investor updates, with every number checked.
Paste your notes and figures. It writes a monthly or quarterly update with a metrics table, cash and runway, wins, honest lows and clear asks, shows the sum behind every figure, and outlines your board pack.
What you are buying
- A ready-to-send update with metrics, cash and runway, wins, lows, asks and plans
- A set of files you upload once to Claude, ChatGPT or Gemini
- Exact maths: every growth figure and runway comes with its formula and your numbers
- Honest by design: lows in every update, plans written as plans, not promises
- An app, a login or a subscription. You pay once.
- A financial model, a forecast or a valuation
- A tool that guesses, rounds up or fills in missing figures
- Legal, tax or accounting advice
Your AI today, and with this
Dear Investors, We're thrilled to share another exciting month at Pantrybook! Revenue grew strongly and we are on track to hit our targets. Customer numbers continue to climb and churn remains low. Our runway remains healthy at around 15 months. Thanks for your continued support!
No figures you can check, runway rounded up, churn hidden, and "on track" is a promise.
TL;DR - MRR up 6.7% to £38,640, with 322 paying restaurants. - Churn rose to 2.3%, mostly restaurants closing down. Detail under Lows. Runway: 14.1 months. Cash lasts to at least end November 2027. LOWS - We lost 7 restaurants, so churn rose from 2.0% to 2.3%: 4 closed down, 2 moved to a competitor and 1 left unhappy with support. WORKINGS Runway: 655,300 / 46,200 = 14.18, rounded down to 14.1
Every figure is worked from your numbers with the sum shown, and the low is named with its cause. An invented example from the pack.
What you can ask it
| Write my update | A full monthly or quarterly update, ready to send |
| Build the metrics table | Growth and rate changes with every sum shown |
| Work out my runway | Net burn, runway and the month the cash lasts to |
| Write wins, lows and asks | Numbers, one honest low at least, asks people can act on |
| Break hard news | An update that leads with it, and who to call first |
| Check my draft | The fixed update and what changed |
| Outline my board pack | Timed agenda, pages, pre-read date, decisions |
How you use it
- Open the folder for your AI: Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, or Universal for Grok, Copilot and anything else.
- Follow the one-page install guide in that folder. Paste the instructions, upload the files.
- Type "Write my monthly investor update", answer its questions once, and start asking.
What arrives
A zip file, straight after you pay. Inside:
- A start-here PDF that tells you which folder to use.
- Ready-to-upload folders for Claude, ChatGPT and Gemini, each with its own install guide.
- A skill file for Claude and ChatGPT that makes it check its own work before you see it.
- One all-in-one text file for Grok, Microsoft Copilot or any other AI.
Good to know
- It works only from the figures you give it. A missing number shows as "not given", never as a guess.
- Every percentage, burn and runway figure comes with its sum in a workings block, so you can check it before you send.
- It is not legal, tax or accounting advice. If an update about a raise will go beyond your current investors, check with a lawyer first.
- Raising soon? The Pitch Deck Writer pack writes the slide-by-slide content of your deck.
- 14 days to get your money back if it does not do what this page says.